As of yesterday, I have decided that all punishments of my son will now be working to my advantage. whether they fit the crime, or not.
you loose your toothpaste, again? well - you will brush with water twice a day until i find time to get a new one.
You lie about loosing your toothpaste and blame it on your dad? well - you are sent to bed at 7:00 after your brother goes to sleep.
You refuse to follow directions after about 5 times this morning when we are in a hurry to get out the door? no tv for a week. Wait, what the crap? did i say that? what was I thinking? why would those words come out of my mouth? a week?! at this time in my life? i can tell you one thing, since frank still doesn't grasp the concept of how many days are in a week, a week may only consist of 4 or 5 days this time, depending on how much, "mama, mama, mama - watch me do this!" I can handle.
Man, I say he's gettin' off easy. You should make him brush with baking soda. And he should have to go to bed BEFORE his brother. Hmmm. Maybe I have been haning out with the Kuchs and Barnes too long. Haha. Maybe we should just take my friend Frank on more hikes!
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true that. after re-reading it doesn't sound near as bad as it actually was. oh that i could rewrite history as easy as i write the blog
ReplyDeleteso... does that mean no gwtw??? maybe we can reenact it instead. :) well, you and leigh could prob do that better than i could.
ReplyDeletei have the screenplay somewhere around here.
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